All right, here's the scoop: we know your retirement package isn't what it should be, and as your former employer, we'd like to help by offering an easier job. All you have to do is hang out in the post office late in the afternoon, when all the still-working postal employees are returning from their shifts, feeling tired and dirty. You remember how it felt at the end of the day, when all you wanted to do was go the hell home. But instead, there you'll be, looking fresh as a daisy, ready to sell these people new uniforms! Who can better extol the virtues of these outfits than you, who wore them for decades? Exactly! And most of our employees will buy quickly, to avoid further interaction with you. See, everyone wins!
No comments:
Post a Comment