You! Over there...yeah, you, the fiery cougar. Has anyone told you lately that you're still just as smokin' hot as you were back in the day? Because you're looking fabulous! Or maybe you're a late bloomer, someone who dreamt of popularity that was always undeservedly out of reach. Well, some long-overdue attention should be lavished upon you immediately, because you're ravishing, dahling.
In either case, you can now utilize your aging but ever-enthusiastic and unbelievably shapely bod to wash hair, paint someone's fingernails, or something. We'll find a place for you, sweetie, don't worry!
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