Janitors aren’t born, they're made. The best janitors complete their special and intensive training at janitorial enclaves across the country. You hadn’t heard of this? Well, you probably don’t know the rites of the masons either, do you? Or the secret handshake of the barbers. Meanwhile, our enclave needs someone on-site, someone to make sure everyone’s in bed with lights out by 9:30 and that custodial uniforms are never exposed to bleach or harsh sunlight. And, you know, manage all the other highly secretive enclave activities. But mostly just keep these people in line.
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