Girls, girls, girls

*Private entertainers*

If you’re between the ages of 18 and 21, are cute, and have a bubbly personality, guess what? You don’t need experience! You are the be-all and end-all, the ne plus ultra, at the absolute top of your game and still a few minutes before your expiration date. For that, we’ll give you $100/hour. You read that correctly. However, on your 22nd birthday you’re fired. Sorry, but we have standards to maintain.


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