Read my lips: less money

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Guys, I feel your pain, because I, too, know what it's like to have the world turn its back on a good, solid human being who's lived a productive and profitable life. And if you used to make the big bucks, here's a fresh alternative for you to consider: making less. That's right, you're not going to be earning in the stratosphere like you always used to, but still more than the average bear can expect. And you'll only have to attend a couple of meetings per week, so it's a win-win situation. Just not as winning as it was back in the day. People, you have to move with the times, go with the flow, bend in the wind, and all those other flexible metaphors, got it? So, come on, get on with that life of yours, already.

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